Day 4

Is it me, or is Corporal Fred staring at me rather oddly?

Day 3

I'm not talking to you.

Nyah nyah.

Day 2

Talk to me, dammit! thought you were supposed to be best friend!

Stupid, stupid diary.

Day 1

Got diary today.

Corporal Fred bought it for me. Said something about it being 'very theurapeutic and relaxing, like having a best friend.'

Corporal Fred an odd fellow.

Am suspicious. Diary v. girly.

Ah well. Is inspection time. Got to polish rifle, hopefully will v. impress captain.