Day 7

V. good news: Going to war! Finally! Stayed so long here am bored. What's the use of training (and a good ass) if you don't go to war?

Dunno where we're going, some place called Ikal or Ibab...something with an 'I', lots of it on news but don't have time for such silly things. Polishing guns and admiring muscly self in mirror are important matters that take much time.

In other news, Corporal Fred is coming too. Am quite convinced that he is a faggot. Might just be my imagination.